zeldathemes

A man who kills without reason cannot be reasoned with.

5 months later and i’m still questioning the fact he used a fucking ice cream scoop and not a normal spoon

kikaiz:

fuchsimeon:

thenerdperry:

markiplier:

itskind-of-afunnystory:

mark you doofimage

The answer is quite simple; I did not own a spoon.

Mark.. Please explain why you didn’t own a spoon. Aren’t you like at least semi-rich?

You have a treadmill and several types of recording equipment how can you not have a SPOON. What do you eat cereal with??

Wow, you guys missed out on a real gem, huh?

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The thrilling finale.

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gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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teacatstats:

The sunsets where I live are amazing.

teacatstats:

The sunsets where I live are amazing.

An Imperial Affliction

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

freshcleanfit:

After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.

"What are you so afraid of?"
French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
American Friend: THOUSAND?
French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

hotterhatter2211:

misssalvat0re:

HAWKEYE “YEAH.” help

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cityofclockworkk:

The Mortal Instruments Timeline [x]

gingerten:

AU: Nine meets Ten and Eleven

AKA HOW THE 50th SHOULD HAVE BEEN